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The break room bubbles
With laughing artists, lunching.
Back to QA now.
(2)
Mutant-cat escaped,
Out There, her two noses must
Have smelled something good.
(4)
Five-Seven-Five, Found,
Livejournal, Notcot.org:
My Work Distractions.
(1)
We have been forgot,
All of our Auld Acquaintance,
Days of Auld Lang Syne.
(4)
They shall find her corpse,
Horribly Mauled by Maya,
Strangled by Test Plans.
(5)
Not a single verse
In the entire Kalevala
Fits into Haiku.
(3)
On mornings like this
I hope the cherry blossoms
Get eaten by grues.
(5)
Suddenly it's warm--
Does that mean there will be ghosts?
Maybe just zombies.
(5)
In QA's dark cave,
Rest the gnawed bones of the devs:
Eaten all by grues.
(5)
I really don't know
What the cherry blossoms do
When the lights are out.
(3)
And down comes the plane,
And the weather's still cold here--
And Grandpa's still dead.
(4)
Poems enter a bar
Sonnet tells to Haiku
Dirty limericks.
(12)
I don't know art but
'neath the dim and flickering,
I know what I crave.
(7)
The Haiku are fine,
But I am forced to admit:
I prefer sonnets.
(6)
Sigh, Cherry Blossoms,
One cannot be ill tempered,
Drinking hot chocolate.
(5)
Cherry blossoms are
right now preparing to
Git low and boogie down.
(8)
And the Server waits
With breath and RAM both bated
Humbly to serve you.
(4)
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Relevant Haiku.
(10)
Old burn unit charts--
Lots of little old ladies
Who died in a fire.
(7)
I has a headache
From exploded UPS
Stinking up office.
(8)