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Write a new novel?
Clean the house? Venture outside?
TV wins again...
(4)
Scissors beats paper
Paper beats rock, rock - scissors
But fire beats all...
(5)
Pretty boys in film
should be kind to lighting guys
Right, Christian Bale?
(3)
almost 39
and still that Poltergeist clown
keeps me up at night
(6)
Time to put away
your jerkin, breeches and tights.
Sometimes, life ain't Faire.
(6)
Peter Criss attempts
to help out around the house.
"Beth - what can I do?"
(2)
Sure, Johnny could play
But Satan, the truth is I
liked your solo best.
(6)
When I get to hell
I'll be fed mushrooms and shown
High School Musical
(5)
Part of me wishes
I could be on that spaceship
Robots, chairs and straws
(4)
It's good to be loved
Still, I wish I never gave
them that damned signal
(4)
Does Santa Claus give
Existential gifts as well?
I could use some Self.
(8)
When the mice rise up
I will thank the good Lord that
I'm a dog person
(6)
I hate to complain
It's just that my kid was blond
And also, a boy
(6)
"i love you" i say
when what i really mean is
"this is not working"
(9)
"No, YOU put 'em up!"
was not all that effective.
Next time, I'll just run.
(8)
The fountain was cold
and some folks yelled, but God help
me, I love to dance
(5)
Cutting down trees is
barbaric, but they sure make
my house smell lovely
(6)
Big night up ahead
Tromeo and Juliet
or maybe Shrek Two
(4)
iPod left behind
all I have to cheer myself
is some haiku site
(9)