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Do you remember
What it is I started with.
Refrigerator.
It excites my day.
I ride and ride and ride on.
My motorcycle.
What makes me go round
Toys, fun, and an off chance of.
Some fornication.
This for old times sake
I need to end with something
Refrigerator.
I do like the shade.
It's nice and cool and good stuff,
Here's the shade Haiku.
Comedy's easy,
The American Idol
It's Crystal Sourbox
Good bye my good friend.
You've been with me a long time
Good bye dead skin cells.
Twitter, Facebook, and
Me, Social media whore
Me my name is Matt.
Was going to swear,
Was gonna say Em Eff'r.
Then I read the rules.
I need to podcast.
Act like I can do something.
Start using Degree!
Cake is in Detroit.
Demanding that I Haiku
Haiku: Now a verb.
you would not believe
the benefits of drinking
I've now lost my tooth
Makers Mark, Bright, Stark
Blinding light, I cry, vomit
Just picking up chicks.
First! Nonsense sentence...
Erectile Dysfunction.
He: His name is Ed.
The path is unknown.
But I do know what I want.
Radio job now.
Monkey killed it self
After its trip into space
He couldn't top that
Here: Detroit and snow.
What else is new, how bout it.
Least the hockey's good.
Car trouble and Pies!
You know they go hand in hand.
Like turtles and figs.
Sitting Reserve Sucks
Boring, Slow and Tedious
Refrigerator!
What makes the world go
Feces and death: not negative
It just kinda stinks.