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Do you remember
What it is I started with.
Refrigerator.

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It excites my day.
I ride and ride and ride on.
My motorcycle.

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What makes me go round
Toys, fun, and an off chance of.
Some fornication.

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This for old times sake
I need to end with something
Refrigerator.

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I do like the shade.
It's nice and cool and good stuff,
Here's the shade Haiku.

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Comedy's easy,
The American Idol
It's Crystal Sourbox

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Good bye my good friend.
You've been with me a long time
Good bye dead skin cells.

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Twitter, Facebook, and
Me, Social media whore
Me my name is Matt.

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Was going to swear,
Was gonna say Em Eff'r.
Then I read the rules.

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I need to podcast.
Act like I can do something.
Start using Degree!

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Cake is in Detroit.
Demanding that I Haiku
Haiku: Now a verb.

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you would not believe
the benefits of drinking
I've now lost my tooth

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Makers Mark, Bright, Stark
Blinding light, I cry, vomit
Just picking up chicks.

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First! Nonsense sentence...
Erectile Dysfunction.
He: His name is Ed.

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The path is unknown.
But I do know what I want.
Radio job now.

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Monkey killed it self
After its trip into space
He couldn't top that

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Here: Detroit and snow.
What else is new, how bout it.
Least the hockey's good.

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Car trouble and Pies!
You know they go hand in hand.
Like turtles and figs.

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Sitting Reserve Sucks
Boring, Slow and Tedious
Refrigerator!

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What makes the world go
Feces and death: not negative
It just kinda stinks.

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